Kywie's Journals

So basically...

Im back from hiatus?

i guess

I've been working very hard to get into subjects for upper schoool
and i still need to.
Senior school is going to be bitch, no life for two years. Oh Joy.

I have chosen Advance Human Bio, Advance Chemistry, Advance Litature, Discrete Maths and P.E. Studies.

Thou i still don't have a camera :|
i may get one for my birthday (2nd of September put it in your diary) ;D

Enough about me hahah how have you all been?

lurker~

HAI

i still lurk here
i guess

school has been crazy.
study study study.
payed off though. not that anyone cares

omg sydney in 2 weeks :'D

Photo Exhibition y/y?

I think Buzznet should hold a photo exhibition in IRL.
That is all.
Actually no its not.
Im geting married to Antonia (AKA the Hulk and im Ironman) we had to share the kids after we divorced because i was scared she may harm the kids with her random out burst of anger and her compulsive myspace whoriness. But after we discovered our mutual love for Gameboy colours we deciced to get married again.
I will have possibly eaten my head off by the end of year 12.
Im already contemplaiting it in year 10.
I have figured its cheaper for me to use twitter on mobile internet then texting. I have developed a compulsive texting disorder during class. (1c text is the best thing ever invented)
Im hell cut i don't get to go to Soundwave; Say Anything and From first to last are playing! At my year 12 ball i will be 2-stepping to Parkway Drive and Carpathian.
"Have you meet Kaneisha? "Hi im Kaneisha, have you meet Teleisha?" "Hi im Teleisha"
Im geting bored with my music on my iPod i need more.
My plans for the future are to study Human Movement and Sports Science at UWA.
I enjoy confusing people.
Hash Brown day rules epically.
My basketball team ass's will be kicked so hard this weekend at State Country Championships because were playing A division
Why must there be so many good shows on monday night!?
Yep well these are my thoughts for the week

ATTN; Citizens of the Galactic Empire

If your a Geek like me and love Starwars chances are you will want one of these; open that link NAO

http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/2009-01-06-force-trainer-toy_N.htm

ALSO the starwars live action TV series that is yet to be named may or may not be finished this year and is planed for release in 2010

Alf, Bob, Carl, Dan, Eddy and Fred the chimps

This story originated in Maths class when my friends and i had to write a story about two chimps Alf and Bob; there was a graph and we had to explain why the weights of the chimps changed and with that simple graph began this long and twisted story.
I apologise for

If you find it offencive that their gay chimps; we just found it easier to write that way cause of the diffrent relatioships [this was not written to offend D:]
The spelling errors
The random commentary from us
Sbout half way through we start screwing up the names and whos who
And anything else people take offense to
This is edited as much as i could but its still very long and written poorly

Me: remember the Alf and Bob story?
Neish: wasn't it like alf and sum one else....? possibly Bob?
Me: yes it was def alf and bob and the third one was carl!
Neish: ohhhh yeah i remember
Me: and alf was very jealous of carl because he left bob because he was confused and then carl hooked up with bob
Me: and they moved in together
Neish : [haha hooked up]
Neish: yeah i remember poor alf...but im very happy for carl and bob
Me: yes carl and bob lived a very happy life
Neish: they were a good couple
Me: yes, yes they are
Neish: they just balanced each other out really....carl had a bit of a temper problem and only bob could calm him down using his....ways
Me: yes bob was a very deep emotional chimp very different to the rest
Neish: thats how he first discovered his true self wasnt it? that he was different to the rest....
Me: yes he had a bit of a feminine side unfortunately alf couldn't see that at the time and was very discriminate towards his decision
Neish: towards bobs decision?
Me: bobs decision to be different to enjoy the comfort were others didnt find
Neish: alf never did properly find that comfort until it was far too late....when he noticed that he too was a different chimp bob was already snatched up by carl where they met at ....where did they meet again??
Me: at the house in the zoo remember; where we lived alf and bob lived and carl came to stay for a while
Neish: oh yes its all coming back to me now
Neish: alf was distraught
Me: he was deeply torn and cut deep
Me: thou alf is starting to rebuild him self emotionally and in a relationship with dan
Neish: he stopped eating for a while there...he felt that todays common image was a burden upon his shoulders and he wasn't good enough for bob and he turned towards anorexia....a deadly trap for heart broken chimps
Neish: but yes that is the good part ....this downfall brought him to meeting dan.....this has made him stronger both emotionally, physically and for all u Christians out there....spiritually too
Me: the common oppression of homosexually driven chimps was view badly seen
Me:yes he was strong spiritually thou he didn't turn to the christian god because he was exiled from the catholic church he turned to Buddhism
Neish:and then his weight was brought up from a size zero to a hefty XXXXXL as was a regulation in the Buddhist church
Neish: dan liked fat chimps
Neish: did he not?
Me: thats a bit harsh maybe XXXXL
Me: yes Dan liked curves
Neish: especially alfs
Neish: he was especially currrvy
Me: thou Dan got bored very quickly...
Me: he started to find comfort in online chat lines
Neish: where he met a mysterious figure who took on the name of:. . .
Me: Eddy
Me: Eddy was tall dark and secretive and most of all curvey
Neish: yes but little did he know that this mysterious figure also had a boyfriend whom he was bored of....this person knew alf infact
Me: Fred; fred was a shy chimp
Me: he didn't go out much and was devoted to Eddy
Neish: he hid his identity well to the general public but when he was online he felt like no one cared if he was a little bit spacey
Neish: but there was some one.....and he hacked into dans account
Me: he was powerful he had hits on his profile everyday
Me: he turned his life upside down, he turned all his friends against him and most of all his beloved affair
Neish: and freds profile was a hit no more......so he decided he needed to get away and start a new life
Me: fred packed his bag when Eddy was out he caught the first plane to England where he had a house left to him by his father
Neish: a secret agent relocated him and he changed his name
Neish: yep or that
Neish: his father went bananas (hehe) and was moved to a mental asylum
Me: no both; fred was secretly a M15 agent in his past he was a CHERUB agent and he needed a way out so he called his old mate at M15
Me: his father was also a M15 agent
Neish: and a flame was sparked and the two were assigned a new assignment
Me: and after being in the forces for 40 years it drove him mad
Me: they went to africa on there new assignment
Neish: they traveled there from england on a donkey much like the virgin mary
Me: because they were under cover as traveling merchants to get into the palace of Bahibiitie in northern Africa
Neish: when they arrived the king was being held hostage by none other than .....BOB !! who had heard who the grapevine that Alf still had a bit of a soft spot for him
Me: Bob desperately pleaded with Fred to take him back he wanted to be with him so bad it hurt
Neish: Dan considered this for only a moment and the memories of him starving himself as his mother cradled his empty quiverring body while tears streamed down his face came flooding back to him.....he shook it off thou the pain was un berable
Me: Bob had hurt him to much he couldn't turn back he had com to far
Neish: then he received a text message...he absent mindlessly let go of the gun held to the kings head but it was just enough time for Dan (or eddy im lost with the names....no it was alf wasnt it?) to make his bold and daring rescue
Me: [um i think its Alf] alf flew in on a single peice of vine and took the gun from Carls hand
Neish: who was dumbfounded
Me: he couldn't belive it as Eddy came hurtling threw the door
Neish: this was just too much of a blow and he suffered a mental breakdown
Me: and they all died
Neish: the end, high five
Me: written by Teleisha and Kaneisha

Oh Hai

09'

"dont plan or organise...or dream; you will fail." - Me

Its been 50 minutes into 09' and all i have acheived so far is self exculding myself from social gatherings and finding my way back to the internet. This is a perfect description of me.

5 Days and counting

Left of year 9Â and than 8 weeksÂ christmas holidays w00t!

Sarah PHAILin?

In light of the recent presidential debate i thought i might share this with you guys from the wonderful site of uncyclopedia.com, just in case you forgot about the poor vice president nominees

LOL i love it XD

Workforce

Today i started my first real job and it was fantastic. Im just doing general cleaning at a stationary/printing/graphic design shop that my mum use to work at when she was my age and my brother is doing work experience for graphic design. The manager and staff are really nice (i think they apperceiate not having to clean up after them selfs).
Thou vacuming and sweeping killed my arms because i had an intestive basketball tryouts last night. I was trying out for an elite sports academy 1 year scholoship as well as National Intesive Training Center Basketball program. I scored the highest for push ups and sit ups in my division with 49 push ups and 51 sit ups in a minute each.

Its almost the end of the scholastic year here in Australia with only 11 weeks left so its starting to get down to the final stretch. Geting my final assesments and tests completed so i can get into the courses i need in year 10.

So how is everyone? =D

Fall down with me.

When i fell down i wanted you to fall down with me.
When i cried i wanted you to hug me and tell me everything would turn out alright.
When i looked to you for comfort, a shoulder to cry on.
You turned away.
***
Maybe i expected to much from you
But i relied on you as friend i thought you would be there for me like i am there for you

I iz feeling ~deep~ this week. Teenage emotions >.>